BREAKING: Teacher accused of indecent relationship with student

KATE RAMSAY, A STUDENT teacher participating in a placement program at Erinsborough High School, was publicly accused yesterday of an indecent relationship with one of her students. Noah Parkin, 18, voiced the shocking accusation during the opening of the high school’s History Wall project by Councillor Ajay Kapoor. According to Parkin, Ramsay provided him with [...]

Ask Andy: Mum and dad want a baby

Dear Andy, Lately my mum and dad have been talking heaps about having a baby. I didn’t know my mum until I was in high school and she came to live with us but didn’t tell me she was my mum (long story) and my dad is actually my adopted dad because my dad is [...]

Ghostly accident has residents crying “unsafe!”

Erinsborough residents are petitioning the local council to install secure guard rails along the Lassiter’s foot bridge after a ghost fell into the lake this week. The unidentified female spirit was sighted on the bridge dripping wet after attempting to take flight but tripping on the guard chain. “Ghosts should be able to haunt our [...]

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BREAKING: Teacher accused of indecent relationship with student

KATE RAMSAY, A STUDENT teacher participating in a placement program at Erinsborough High School, was publicly accused yesterday of an indecent relationship with one of her students. Noah Parkin, 18, voiced the shocking accusation during the opening of the high school’s History Wall project by Councillor Ajay Kapoor. According to Parkin, Ramsay provided him with [...]

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Corruption rife in Erinsborough Council – report

Local youth radio station PirateNet has alleged that Erinsborough Council is at the centre of a corruption scandal, the likes of which Erinsborough has not seen for at least two seasons. Summer Hoyland reported that Councillor Ajay Kapoor had been on the receiving end of bribes related to the pending shopping centre complex development. It [...]

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Ramsay Street’s plant and flower explosion

Erinsborough’s busiest cul-de-sac, Ramsay Street, has plants and flowers the likes of which have never been seen before. Thousands of seedlings can be seen sprouting from every available nook and cranny: wheelie bins, Hills Hoists, letterboxes, pig sties and aging surfers. The tiny sprouts are causing havoc for residents, with at least one panel van [...]

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Ask Andy: Mum and dad want a baby

Dear Andy, Lately my mum and dad have been talking heaps about having a baby. I didn’t know my mum until I was in high school and she came to live with us but didn’t tell me she was my mum (long story) and my dad is actually my adopted dad because my dad is [...]

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Shopping centre development avoids delay

An Environmental Protection Order lodged last week looked certain to delay the Erinsborough shopping centre development. Resident Paul Robinson raised concerns that the proposed site of the development was historically significant, and made the application to the Council to avoid disruption to these local landmarks. Representative law firm Simmons and Colbert was quick to respond, [...]

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Erinsborough History Wall monitored 24/7

A reminder to all Erinsborough residents that the History Wall is under 24-hour video surveillance. If you have any plans for unscrupulous behaviour, you should consider taking it elsewhere. All activity at the History Wall will be recorded.

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